From yesterday's AP wire, via the Boston Globe, "U.S. attorney general says Saddam's 'evil chemistry, biology' justified war":

''Weapons of mass destruction including evil chemistry and evil biology are all matters of great concern, not only to the United States but also to the world community. They were the subject of U.N. resolutions,'' Ashcroft said.

Up next: the deficit is just a product of evil math, and France only exists because of evil geography.