KICK - ASS

Eh, you would just have to make another website detailing all of the possible ways to destroy the thing.

Here's what the inane action figure should say: "I am supremely stupid, I lie out of habit, I am self-serving, I have no regard for others or their opinions, I'm a divider not a uniter, I rule by lies and bromides, I look and behave like a simian, I have pitiful judgement and decision making abilities, I have a dangerously low capacity for thinking...." Oh damn...that'd be too much to cram into Bush's empty head, much less a plastic replica of the boob.