By now everyone should be familiar with the comments of Lieutenant General William "Jerry" Boykin, who, among other things, had this to say:

Why is this man in the White House? The majority of Americans did not vote for him. He's in the White House because God put him there for a time such as this.

Well, it's certainly true that the majority Americans didn't vote for Bush, and if there's any truth to the latter statement, we can only guess it's because frogs and locust have already been done.