September 16, 2003
#413 - When in Doubt, He Blames Syria

Blame Syria
by George W. Bush & friends

BUSH:Times have changed,
Iraq’s not such a breeze.
They won't stop sneak attacking
And we can’t find WMDs.

TENET:Should we blame the Pentagon?
RUMSFELD: Or blame your Agency?
GOP SENATORS:Or should we blame the liberals on TV?

BUSH, CHENEY, RICE:No! Blame Syria, blame Syria.
With their close Iraqi ties
And Bashir so full of lies.
Blame Syria, blame Syria
We need to form a full assault
By God, it’s Syria’s fault!

BUSH:Don't blame me for the Iraqi mess.
Dick said we’d drop the bombs
And Baathists would confess.

POWELL:And I warned you
Europe wouldn’t just go your way.
Now when he sees you Chirac says, "vas te faire enculé!"

BUSH: Huh?

CHENEY, RUMSFELD:So, blame Syria, blame Syria.
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Syria came along.
Blame Syria, blame Syria.

RICE:They don’t belong on the Security Council anyway.

BUSH:I could have bombed Uzbekistan,
Or flattened Karachi.
Why’s everyone excited?
You’d think I’d started World War III.

GOP SENATORS:Should we blame the Democrats?
Should we blame Saddam?
Or al Qaeda, the bastards
Who turned our planes into bombs?

CHENEY, RUMSFELD:Heck no! Blame Syria, blame Syria.
With their Muslim sympathies.

BUSH:They got terrorists up to their knees!

ALL: Blame Syria, shame on Syria!
RUMSFELD: They’re hiding the weapons, we all know it’s true.
CHENEY:It’s time we bombed them and yes Iran, too.
BUSH:We’re righteous and godly, it’s only our due.
ALL:So let’s change their regime and launch a new farce
Before somebody thinks of changing ours!!!!
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Comments

nice south park spoof. Its just like Bush to change the subject if things are not going his way.

Good job, at least some people pay attention

Posted by: DiCE on September 18, 2003 02:03 PM

at first i was'nt sure as what to think, until i got about half way through and i thought to myself, you nailed it, this is basically the same crap that these corporate funded fucks were saying halfway threw the war. although they continually change what they, ie. bush, cheney, ashcroft, wolfowitz say it still sticks in my mind as to how close they made it seam that we were about to go to war with possibly both syria, and iran while we were still in major confrontation in iraq. thanks it was fun to read

Posted by: sean m. morgen on October 1, 2003 10:45 PM