#499 - A Reason for the Far Right: Hillary in 2012

Greetings, Rabid Right-wingers!

You’ve made it pretty clear that you hate and fear Hillary Clinton, so here’s an idea: help put a centrist Democrat in the White House in 2004. He’ll naturally have the Democratic nomination in 2008, thereby locking out Hillary’s bid until 2012.

Alternatively, you can let Bush run the country deeper into the ground for one more term, and make it that much easier for Hillary to run in 2008.

Give it some thought, but remember: our way gives you four extra years to practice saying "Madam President" without cartoon smoke pouring out of your ears.